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Z drzwi gabinetu lekarskiego wypada facet kopniety przez
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- Nastepny prosze!
- Pan doktor chyba dzis nie w humorze. Moze przyjde jutro...
- Och, nie! Po prostu tamten facet, ktorego od dziesieciu lat lecze na
zoltaczke dopiero dzis powiedzial, ze jest Chinczykiem.
the_blind
Little Jeremy was blind (aw!). One evening, his mummy put him on her knee
and said, "Jeremy, I have a very special surprise for you. Tonight, if you
pray very hard, when you wake up, you'll be able to see." In great excitement,
Jeremy stumbled upstairs, threw himself down next to his bed, and prayed his
little heart out. "Please God, please, please, please give me sight. I'll
be a good boy all the time, and I'll never use my eyes to look at naughty
things or anything." (etc.) The next morning, his mother is awakened by howls
from Jeremy's room. She rushes into him.
"What's wrong, son?"
"I still can't see!" he wails.
"Ha ha!" laughs his mum. "April fools!"